Ah, there you are! I see you took a break from your busy schedule of binge-watching reality TV and losing socks in the laundry to join me. Thanks for gracing me with your presence!
Alright, let’s kick this off with a brain-buster:
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Come on, take a guess!
it was out standing in it’s field, right?
Ah, you got me! Clearly, you’ve got a keen sense for corn-y humor. Let’s try another one:
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Got any guesses?
i give up
Frostbite!
Alright, let’s keep this fun going. Here’s another one for you:
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Take a wild guess!
they’ve been known to split?
Good guess, but the answer is: because they make up everything!
Alright, let’s keep this comedy train chugging along. So, what do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Any guesses?
give me a clue?
Sure! Let’s say she might be having a bit of a "habitual" problem involving footwear.
Any thoughts now?
nope
Alright, I’ll spill the beans: it’s a "roamin’ Catholic!"
Let’s keep it rolling! How about this one: Why did the bicycle fall over?
Take a guess!